Mortals, let me explain something to you. I am the god of Technology. That means I know technology; the good the bad, and the ugly. Now, I have the experience and savvy to navigate sharp silicon shoals, but you, obviously do not!
Why obviously? Well, welcome to My new feature: Tech train wrecks.
What's more, this series is interactive! I get to tell you mortals which of your technology insults my very being. You, my wonderful minions, will raze it from the face of the Earth, purging the blasphemy, and neither of us will have to come in contact with it again.
Tech train Wreck #1 - The humping USB dog
The offending pooches.
Now, I've got some affection for USB myself. How much? Let's just say that loud cries of "oh, TechGod! Affirmative! Affirmative!!" were heard at the TechGod household for weeks after the spec was out.
But come on, people, have some decency. No, forget that. Have some taste!
These dogs don't even have internal storage.
Note to ThinkGeek: Tech god will consider reasonable offers of profit sharing. Maybe kick in a Shiba, too.
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